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Artificial Trees

Looking for an artificial tree that actually looks good? We get it - nobody wants those obviously fake plants that scream 'plastic fantastic'. Our artificial trees are the real deal (well, you know what we mean!). Whether you're after a statement piece for your living room or a hardy outdoor option that can handle the British weather, we've got you sorted.

From sleek modern designs to classic artificial topiary that'll make your neighbours think you've got a secret gardener, each tree is carefully crafted to look proper brilliant. No more watering, no more pruning, and definitely no more watching your plants give up the ghost when you forget to feed them. Just pop them in place, give them a quick fluff, and you're done!

Your No-Fuss Guide to Beautiful Artificial Trees (Perfect for Plant Killers!) ?

Fed up with sad-looking plants? We get it. Maybe you've got a busy life, tricky lighting, or simply weren't blessed with a green thumb. (Trust us, we've killed our fair share of plants too!) That's exactly why we've put together this brilliant range of artificial trees that look amazing without any of the hassle.

Want to know a decorator's secret? Start with one of our large artificial trees as your star piece - it'll instantly make your room feel pulled together. Then add some smaller artificial plants around it. Pop in a few artificial tropical flowers for a splash of the exotic, or mix in some artificial flowering bushes for year-round colour. (No more watching your flowers wilt after a week!)

Got an outdoor space crying out for some greenery? Our artificial trees for outdoor spaces are proper tough cookies - they'll stay looking fresh through British summers and winters alike. Just pick your favourite from our collection of vases, pop your tree in, and bob's your uncle - instant garden glamour without the backache!

Why Our Artificial Trees Are Brilliant (No Bias Here, Promise! ?)

Remember those obviously plastic-looking artificial trees from your nan's house? Well, times have changed! Our modern artificial trees look so natural, your neighbours will probably try to give you gardening advice. Here's what makes them brilliant:

No More Plant Parent Guilt - Forget about that voice in your head saying "Have I watered it enough?" or "Is it getting too much sun?" These beauties stay perfect whether you're home or away. No more coming back from holiday to a jungle of crispy leaves!

Pop Them Anywhere - Got a dark hallway? Perfect! Sun-scorched conservatory? Brilliant! North-facing window? Spot on! Unlike their fussy living cousins, our artificial trees don't care where you put them. They'll look fantastic anywhere you fancy.

Picking Your Perfect Tree (It's Easier Than You Think!)

Ready to find your forever plant? Here's what to think about:

Mind Your Head! - Grab that tape measure before you fall in love with a tree that's too tall for your space. Nothing worse than getting excited about your new artificial tree for your living room, only to realise it's playing peek-a-boo with your ceiling. We've got all sizes, from cute little desk buddies to proper show-stopping large artificial trees.

Indoor or Outdoor? - Planning to pop your tree outside? Make sure you pick one that's built for the great outdoors. Our outdoor range is like the Bear Grylls of artificial trees - they can handle anything the British weather throws at them. The indoor ones? Not so much - they'll go a bit funny if you leave them out in the rain!

Match Your Vibe - Whether your home looks like a modern art gallery or a cosy cottage, we've got trees to suit. Have a good look at your space - would a sleek bamboo fit right in? Or maybe a bushy ficus would feel more at home? Trust your gut - you know your style better than anyone!

Everything You've Been Wondering About

Which artificial flower looks most realistic?

You know those silk flowers your gran used to have? Well, these aren't them! Our premium artificial flowers are proper head-turners - we're talking different shades in the petals, textured leaves, and stems that actually feel like the real thing. Even your garden-mad neighbour might need a second look! The best ones? Our silk-poly mix flowers - they're absolutely spot-on, right down to the tiny details.

Why choose artificial trees?

Fancy a gorgeous tree that doesn't need a PhD in plant care? That's what you get with our artificial trees! No more panic-watering before your holiday or watching your plant babies slowly give up the ghost. They're brilliant for anyone with hay fever, perfect if your cat thinks plants are snacks, and they'll save you a few quid in the long run (no more replacing dead plants!). Plus, they look fab all year round - even during those gloomy winter months!

How many years do artificial trees last?

Pop an indoor tree in your living room, give it an occasional dusting (when you remember!), and it'll stay looking fresh for 7-10 years easy. Outdoor trees are a bit like British weather - they have to put up with more, so they typically last 3-5 years. But treat them right - maybe give them a quick clean now and then - and they'll stick around longer than your average houseplant! Think of them as a long-term investment in your sanity.

Is it OK to put fake trees outside?

Right, here's the thing - you need proper outdoor artificial trees for your garden. These tough nuts are built for British weather (and we all know how unpredictable that can be!). Pop a regular indoor tree outside and it'll throw a proper wobbly - we're talking fading, warping, the works. It's a bit like wearing your slippers to climb Snowdon - not the best idea! Look for trees marked as 'outdoor suitable' and you'll be sorted.

How to maintain artificial trees?

Honestly? They're proper low maintenance - like a pet rock, but prettier! For indoor trees, just give them a quick once-over with a duster when you're doing your cleaning (or when the sun hits it just right and you spot the dust!). If it's looking a bit sorry for itself, a gentle wipe with soapy water works a treat. Got an outdoor tree? Lucky you - the rain does most of the work! Just give it a spray with the garden hose if it's looking dusty. And if the branches go a bit wonky, just bend them back - they're pretty flexible!

Are artificial trees realistic?

Gone are the days of plastic-fantastic trees that looked about as real as a chocolate teapot! Our artificial trees are proper clever - they've got different coloured leaves (just like the real ones), bark you can actually feel, and branches that don't stick out like sore thumbs. Sure, the basic ones look... well, basic. But our premium trees? They're so good, your local birds might try nesting in them! (Okay, maybe not, but they really do look brilliant!)

What are artificial trees made from?

It's a bit like a recipe, really! The leaves are usually made from polyethylene or PVC (the fancy ones use both - that's what makes them look extra real). The branches have got wire inside them, like a bendy straw, so you can position them just how you want. And the trunks? They're often real wood or really good pretend wood. Mix it all together and voilà - you've got yourself a tree that looks the business without the faff!